Happiness according to Google
On a sad day, I was desperately looking for something that could cheer me up. I came up with the idea to ask Google for some help. Google seems to help people out with everything, so why not with this problem? I gave Google the command to search for some happiness and this was the result:

It seemed that happiness, according to google, is laughing your lungs out while running hand-in-hand with your chinese relatives through the green fields of Switzerland.

It worked. This idea made me feel better again.